My boys are LOL Funny...

• P-Ditty (in trouble):  “T-man, you’re so venerable.”  Mom: “What did you say?”  P-Ditty:  “Venerable – it means well-respected!”
• P-Ditty:  “I can tell [________] has a crush on me because she’s kind of avoiding me .  John can tell too.”  Me:  “Do you have a crush on her?”  P-Ditty – “I don’t know.  I’d have to see her parents so I know what she looks like when she gets older.”
• T-man:  “I can tell [_______] has a little anxious crush on me cuz she keeps like smilin’ at me, and doin’ nice things to me like lettin’ me butt her in line and telling me I’m a good friend and stuff.”
• P-Ditty (praying): sorry for the contention that was caused in this house and for the quarreling and fighting, thank you for this lovely day......"
• P-Ditty – after “volunteering” to do work at the neighbors… “She gave me a tip, but its not 1982!”  (She gave him $.50.  haha)
• P-Ditty – “Every time my teacher says Uranus everyone laughs.  Cuz you know, Urine – us?!  Like Urine?”  After that, we had a talk about anus’.
• T-man – with his new rock set from Aunt Carol:  “This is my bag of destiny!”
• P-Ditty – on our Disneyland trip, referring to the neighboring balcony – “Looks like these guys were getting their noses wet last night!” (Drinking.)
• P-Ditty – “I think you’ve lost forebearance with me.” 
• T-man: “If you swear with your swear finger will it come true?”
• T-man – “Please turn off all of your electronic devices, say your prayers, close the door and go to bed. Goodnight!”
• T-man: "It seems kinda like dad's are specialer than moms, cuz its like Santa - dad, Jesus - dad...its just kinda weird."
• P-ditty – “Got a bloody nose?” TJ: “Yep - 2 ^{bloody nose I’ve had!” P-Ditty – “Wow, you’re  growing up!” T-man – “Well Calvin got bloody noses and he was only 5!” P-Ditty – “Guess you’re just a late bloomer.”}
• TJ – “No more Mr. Nice Guy!”
• TJ – (upon smelling skunk) “I hope I didn’t get stinked ‘cuz then I’ll have to take a tomato bath!”
• TJ to PB on a road trip, “I’m gonna get out and discuss this like a man!”
• PB, praying – “Thank you for your Son and that He came to earth and did a dreadful deed for us.”
• TJ – “You know what sucks? When the tooth fairy doesn’t bring you anything!”